At this moment I have no idea what this blog post is going to be about. I felt a desire to write one today but wasn’t sure what to write about.
Will chewing this pen help the juices to flow? CREATIVE juices, you fucking pervert.
Looking for inspiration I tweeted to my 20K twitter followers:
Mistress T @MistressTdotnet 4h
Throwing it out there: got a request for a blog topic?: tweet me. Ask me a question, ask me2discuss a topic/fetish, etc. No promises:-)
Out of 20K followers I got only a few responses, which I wasn’t terribly surprised with. My fans tend to be a quiet bunch. Silently enjoying my vids or pics. Saying little, providing very little feedback, often leaving me feeling like I’m on stage performing with bright lights in my face, unable to tell if there’s an audience there or not. Of course, the vids continue to sell, so I know you’re out there. Jerking off, loving me. Your wallets give you away.
“steven” tweeted:
global warming,mascot sex,geopolitics…..cuckolding…candy crush…clown sex….men who like …….? sex with your wife or husband….no….not interesting. Is it still relevant?
Okay Steven, why not? Here we go:
– Global warming: beyond saying that it’s real & we should all do our part for the environment (recycle, turn the lights off, walk instead of drive when you can, etc.) I have a feeling my fans don’t come here for those topics. See ‘google’ for more info.
– Mascot sex: keen followers know by now that I have a thing for ‘furries’. I first got turned on by this when a gal banged her boyfriend while he was wearing a big mascot costume kind of thing in the movie “The Sweetest Thing”.
Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSz3HBPxz2U&noredirect=1
I love furries!
– Geopolitics: yeah, not gonna lie I had to look that one up, it’s the study of the effects of geography (both human and physical) on international politics and international relations.
At this moment I can feel the collective groan from those who were really hoping to find some jerk off material in my blog today. Don’t blame me, blame Steven.
– Cuckolding: you guys can’t get enough of this topic, eh? Here’s a funny story. The other day I was doing a web cam session with a guy who said he was into cuckolding. So I started telling him to pretend it was our wedding night & instead of fucking him I’ve fucked his best man…I noticed that his dick was going limp so I asked if there was something wrong. He told me that he was into being my cuckold but for some reason the idea of being married to me didn’t turn him on. *zing* I laughed SO hard.
So you’ll suck his cock & eat his cum out of my pussy, but you won’t MARRY ME? Worthless cuckold…
– Candy crush: sorry Steven. I’m not sure what this is. I googled it & I think it’s a game? Whatever.
– Clown Sex: I think this would be a great way for people with a fear of clowns to get over their fear. Or maybe not? I guess it depends on if the clown is any good in the sack. (Try http://www.sugarweasel.com/)
Sugar Weasel, the clown escort! http://www.sugarweasel.com/
– Men who like……?: You left this one pretty vague Steven. Unfortunately for you I’m now tiring of writing this damn blog entry so I’m not even going to attempt anything witty.
What Steven…WHAT?
– Sex with your wife or husband….no….not interesting. Is it still relevant?: I’m sensing you’re not enthusiastic about fucking your wife Steven? Is the magic gone? This question reveals a lot about you. Unfortunately for you, I’m not a marriage counselor. I just play one in porn films, and in those cases I’m pretty sure I cause more problems then I solve. I’ll take a swing at it though:
Marriage is about a lot more than sex. It’s about sharing a life, intimacy (non-sexual), friendship, companionship, etc. If you love your wife but feel a driving need for sexual satisfaction that you just can’t find at home…fuck an escort or see a Dominatrix (depending on what you’re looking for). Practice the safest sex you can & cover your tracks to save your wife embarrassment.
You’re welcome.
Don’t let your wife catch you! (A public service announcement from the NRA)
Best,
Mistress T
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Thank you Mistress T for the photo of you as the jilted wife with a gun. That’s *my* fetish….and now, you’re lovely photo is my desktop background!
Lol. Glad you love it:-)
That was pretty good advice Ms T. It safer to see an Escort or Dominatrix.
LOL just the injection I needed for my day!!! 🙂
enticingly Yours
velvet Steele
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Always lovely to hear from you Velvet. Glad I could add something to your day:-)
Sorry,just opened up my twitter account last week. Wouldn’t have had the guts to ask if you would write about my superheroine fetish on there.
Welcome! Go ahead. Write about your superheroine fetish here. Tell all of us how you got into it & how you incorporate it into your sex life or masturbation sessions.
However, if you are requesting a paid custom vid or a paid web cam session with me playing the role of a superheroine it’s better to email me instead of posting in the comments section.
MsT@MistressT.net
‘Let’s talk about something interesting -‘ like pantyhose, for example…’
Go ahead. Write about it here. Tell all of us how you got into pantyhose & how you incorporate it into your sex life or masturbation sessions.
However, if you are requesting a paid custom vid or a paid web cam session with me wearing pantyhose it’s better to email me instead of posting in the comments section.
MsT@MistressT.net
Oh dear – me and my big mouth!
But it’s actually a quote from Kathleen Turner in ‘Body Heat’, Mistress…so, do you really want me to write here about my life and adventures in pantyhose?:)
Yes.
Hii,
Can you please make a blog collecting your memories…like ..
which is the best place among all the different place you have visited ….
your most weird experience while travelling … Hollidaying … i.e.: some one just came to you n offered you for a blow job (an Alpha male )or a (Submissive man offering ) Foot massage…Ass worship etc … and your response to it…..!
Owe that would be really interesting to know “how you lost your virginity”….. “your thoughts and imaginations about sex before Virginity and after loosing virginity” … !
Did you enjoy the Olympics? What was your favorite sport event? Which athletes are the better lovers? From which country? From which discipline?
Fav sport & athletes that I think are better lovers (for obvious reasons):
SWIMMING OBSTACLE COURSE
As strange as this sport may seem, the obstacles swimmers had to overcome are even more unusual. In the 1900 Games in Paris, swimmers crawled over boats, swam under them and climbed a pole — all the while swimming 200 meters in the Seine.
I’ve struggled with the lack of sexual intimacy in my marriage for years, but never quite been able justify visiting an escort (though I’ve often thought about it). I know our situation isn’t going to change, much as I wish it might, and I do feel I’m pretty much out of options.
It’s interesting to hear your perspective on it, and I have often wondered if an occasional discreet escort visit might be what I need, selfish though that may be.
It’s worked for thousands…many thousands of men before you.
I wish it was that easy. 🙂
do you have a celebrity crush? If so, who?
Celebrity crush? No, not really. I don’t think I recognize ‘celebrity’ the same way other people do. I recognize accomplishment, talent, skill & I respect that. I can say objectively that Brad Pitt is a very talented actor as well as having sex appeal…but I also think Tom Hanks is one of the best actors of our time & I’m not sexually attracted to him. George Clooney may have sex appeal for some but as an actor he’s a one-trick pony.
I find musicians while they are on stage very sexy, but I don’t pursue them off stage (either in real life or via the gossip pages).
I’m also not the type to ‘crush’ on someone that is unobtainable…& I don’t masturbate to celebrities.
Ha Ha, I think you were over thinking the question a little bit. It was just meant to be a fun exercise to see who you find attractive. Sometimes you get interesting answers from people who like somebody who isn’t traditionally good looking, but they find sex appeal in them for qualities other than their looks. I didn’t mean “crush” in the literal sense. I really have to start choosing my words better if I’m going to post here.
i loved the story of the cuckold wannabe who wouldn’t marry you!
paul