museum | Mistress T

Museums can be boring…I’ll save you the trip & just give you the entertaining highlights.

The first one was the Hospital in the Rock museum in Budapest & it was my favorite museum of the four I’ve visited this trip. It was creepy but interesting. We were forbidden to take pictures but I managed to get a couple interesting ones anyway:

They were well-prepared for nuclear attacks with loads of gas masks. Now most of you pervs associate gas masks with fetish attire. Oh, how things change…

There were cases full of old medical tools & equipment…again, most of you pervs will pick out items you’ll find in the dungeons of most Dominatrix’s: a mouth spreader, sounds, clamps, etc.

Yesterday I visited the quirky Museum of Hunting in Paris. Here’s some pics:

A cabinet of dog collars I assume? They would make lovely slave collars, don’t you think?

Of course, there were loads of stuffed animals in a hunting museum!

I just couldn’t BEAR to not take a funny pic…(I know, I know *groan*)

Why stop at just one funny pic? I was just BARELY getting started! Okay, I’m done now. Promise.

What the hell is this? Seriously.

I visited The Louvre today. It’s my third visit to Paris, I had to finally check it off my list. I did not love it. I actually preferred the Museum d’Orsay, which had a lot more pervy paintings. I found The Louvre painfully conservative. Below was the best I could find for kinksters:

Not sexy, but funny. Jesus looks pretty stoned & is showing a little nipple…

I never get tired of pics of Jesus tied up and abused…

Yeah, take it Jesus! Suffer for MY sins! Suffer!

Is it just me or does Satan look pretty fucking hot here? Bible-thumpers need to sex Jesus up a little to compete with Mr. Hell Hunk there…

Ok, last pic of Jesus getting the b’Jesus beaten out of him. I’m obviously not the only one into Jesus bondage & corporal punishment, there sure were a lot of these paintings created!