I know what you’re thinking: “How is it possible THIS woman is single?!”
Loves long walks on the beach…
Now you’re probably thinking that I have an inflated sense of worth & I would probably be a hand full. I can see you are a quick judge of character. I like that.
As I find myself alone on a Friday night it registers that I am single and although happy, maybe I could be happy AND have some fresh romance in my life. Leaving the house would be a good step but it’s raining, so I’ll write a blog entry and see if I get any interesting nibbles.
If you’re reading this and asking yourself if you might be the right man for me, keep reading carefully to find out.
#1. You must be single and available.
#2. You really should live in Vancouver.
#3. You must have an above average cock that works well. (I’m not a patient lover when it comes to erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation.)
#4. You must be in good physical health, this usually means you’re at least fairly fit. I don’t mind if you’re missing a limp or in a wheelchair as long as you’re fit otherwise and your cock works/you can fuck.
#5. No drug addicts, alcoholics, cigarette smokers or gambling addicts.
At this point I’m sure some of you are getting excited thinking that you’re perfect…but don’t email me yet. This is where it starts to get trickier:
#7. You must be financially secure. This doesn’t mean you have to be rich as long as you’re responsible with your money…but no deadbeats. I don’t mind paying my own way but I am not paying for you.
#8. Like a lot of women, I like smart guys who are funny. I like interesting conversation and I like to laugh.
#9. You must be a non-monogamist. You must at least be okay with me having sex with other men…you having sex with other women is optional. Not only that, I will likely film myself having sex with other men and put it on the internet. You being in my vids is optional. I know, this is a non-starter for most men…but if you’re an experienced ‘lifestyle’ person or feel an open relationship makes sense for you, I’m a dream-come-true.
#10. You’ll need to be strong. I find that identifying as sub, Dom or switch doesn’t really make a difference. I am naturally Dominant, independent, strong-willed and a bit of a control freak, but I lose respect for guys who let me walk all over them. Whatever role you play sexually, outside of the bedroom you must be able to hold your own without being a dick about it. I love a man with excellent manners who treats a women with respect. A gentleman can do that without being spineless.
#10 – part 2. Regarding being sub, Dom or switch: I’m sexually adventurous. Forget labels and don’t assume you know how I would be sexually in private or how I would be as a partner day-to-day based on my vids. There’s a lot more to me. Mistress T is only a small part of who I really am.
About me: I’m 36. I love yoga and eating well. I’m in excellent health. I have no children and don’t want to give birth to any. I don’t have pets either. (If you have children or pets that’s fine). I live in Vancouver and although there’s no reason I couldn’t relocate, I don’t really want to. I travel a lot (30-50% of the year). I am an atheist. I have a pretty active social life (except tonight *smile*) and a wonderful circle of close friends who I cherish. Some of those close friends are ex boyfriends and previous lovers. That should tell you that even if things don’t work out between us there’s unlikely to be any drama.
Lastly, if you’re reading my blog you already know what I do for a living. You’ll have to be 100% okay with that because I love what I do. I don’t need to be rescued and I don’t plan on ‘retiring’ until I absolutely can’t do this anymore. I don’t need a business partner so you can either contribute to my business somehow or keep yourself completely separate from it. Makes no difference to me.
Want to meet me for a warm or cold beverage? See if we click? Email me:
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The face that launched a 1000 ships! Ok, I haven’t launched any ships…
You are Definately a Beautiful and wonderful Full of Life Person! The man you Choose Will be a very fortunate person!
Thank you verrrry much:-)
Too bad, I have a small dick and absolutely no sense of humor. Other than that, I’d be perfect. I even like warm and cold beverages. You, my dear, would be the catch of the century. Any guy you wind up with would be the luckiest man alive, and I mean that with all sincerity. Love you from afar!
Are you sure you don’t have a sense of humor? Ha ha:-)
Are you sure you don’t like small dicks? 😮
Hilarious. I think you have a great sense of humor. How small we talkin’ here? Since you have such a great sense of humor you should come to The Rio tonight for the variety show/comedy show/contest thingy. Samantha Mack is performing. You can even sit with me:-)
Forgot to mention I live 3,000 miles away and nobody has bought me the private jet from my Amazon wish list. Haters. Though, I’d move to Vancouver in a heartbeat because I’d be married to you and quickly get divorce my job.
Oh, so when you said ‘Other than that, I’d be perfect’ you were referring to a bizarro world where everything is opposite? (Hey everybody else, don’t talk the talk if you can’t walk the walk…don’t waste my time!)
Obvious quick move, book a hotel room hit a high end bar you haven’t tried yet and play the “out of town” routine. I’m guessing Vancouver is big enough for this and if they’ve seen you before you’ve been to the city from (wherever) before on trips.
No guarantee of decent sex (or any sex) but it’s an option, and you might discover things about the city even you don’t know.
If you’re completely pragmatic about on demand guaranteed good sex with a fully working cock without complaint afterward you could consider getting a dog (for emergency use only) .
The downside is you would have a naturally submissive (well you are the pack leader) male living off you. I’m not sure you’d be any happier with your room mate having big floppy ears and a waggy tail than his two legged equivalent.
I wasn’t going to approve/post this comment but I know people just can’t help looking at a car accident…the shock value alone of some nut advising me to fuck a dog is five star entertainment for some.
To have survived your moderation is an honor.
Obviously I was one of those who thought you were looking for a fuck buddy. My humblest apologies.
“Advice” suggests I’ve got some investment in the outcome.
I’m never that engaged, but I’ll make the occasional observation or suggestion.
If you run with it, great. If you don’t, equally great.
You’ll write about something equally interesting.
Unfortunately, for finding a permanent partner I could think of nothing practical worth mentioning.
Unless jumping in a cab and telling the driver “Take me to the place where the exceptional men who want a long term partner hang out” actually works. 🙂
You’re not only a very attractive woman but a fully rounded human being as well. I’m sure you’ll soon find an ideal partner from the line of males queuing up to meet you. And whoever you choose he’ll be one lucky guy! x
Well, I don’t meet the requirements (i live in Italy, just to pick one), but i just wanted to tell You how much i admire You.
i sincerely hope some guy You’ll like will turn up among the hundreds of emails You will receive. That man better count his blessing… lucky bastard 😉
Have fun.
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I’m actually missing a ‘limp’, as I can walk and run perfectly normally – does this qualify?
No. Limp or wheelchair only. You also need to be more clever & have a better sense of humor.
Maybe you should look at home in the maritimes 😛 lol
I love your lifestyle and you. If I wasn’t such a deadbeat who lived with his parents (I’m 25) who doesn’t make much money sadly and also a virgin (Not that I haven’t tried and no I don’t have a microscopically small penis that would limit my confidence. It’s average, but thick and constantly supercharged like a energizer bunny.) But yeah, If I wasn’t such a loser I’d seek you out, (Never thought I would want to move to Vancouver. I always pictured myself in Florida or Kentucky where I hear the incest mostly roams LOL) In short, I ENVY the guy that gets to tie the knot with you.
– Sweet Dreams XXX
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we need a kinky version of the bachelorette here 😉
haha .. i think we would click .. with the exception of ‘above average’ darn it 🙁
you are generous and very funny .. realistic and kinky!! what is not to love )
where do i apply to be on Kinky Bachelorette!!!