Heterosexuals sucking off heterosexuals: a new trend?

A heterosexual Colorado man reported only being able to fully enjoy oral pleasure when performed by straight men who are “only doing it for their Mistress or cuckoldress”.

He explained he had never been able to achieve orgasm, or even a full erection, while his female lovers fellated him. He figured he just didn’t like blowjobs until he found himself in a unique situation. While having an affair with a kinky, self-assured married women her wimpy husband came home early & caught them in the act. Rather than being upset she ordered her husband to suck her lovers cock. Before he could say “but I’m not gay” he blew a load like Niagara Falls all over the poor chaps face.

Ever since he seeks out reluctant, pussy-whipped straight men to blow him. He declares: “If I even get a remote sense they’re gay, pretending to be straight I just call the whole thing off. I mean, I’m not fucking gay so I’m not having some fag suck me off. Straight dudes ONLY.”

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