Okay, this is huge.
Have you wanted to join my members site but couldn’t for any of the following reasons:
1. You don’t have extra money to spend on porn?
2. Your wife or girlfriend might see it on your credit card statement & give you a hard time (even though I have discreet billing, I know it’s still scary for some.)
3. You don’t have a credit card? (But you could pay by paypal if I accepted it, which I don’t)
I have an AMAZING solution for you!
You can now “loan” money through a charitable organization called Kiva & I will give you the equivalent in free time on my site. In other words, you’ll donate money to a good cause (that YOU choose) but you’ll actually get the money back (because it’s a loan) AND you’ll get free porn for it.
Now bare with me as I get this rolling. You’ll need to actually email me the receipt for the money you loaned/donated via Kiva & I will manually have to set you up with a membership on my site so if loads of guys do this it might take me a couple days to get back to you, but don’t worry, you’ll get your free porn.
Here’s step-by-step easy instructions:
1. Go to http://www.kiva.org/about (I suggest you watch their info vid so you understand a little more about this charitable organization).
2. Choose who you want to donate money to by clicking “Lend” in to top left corner & scrolling through the many worthwhile applicants (I chose to support a couple of women in 3rd world countries who were trying to start businesses).
3. Loan the money. You can use my email address as the person who referred you if you like: MsT@MistressT.net, but that’s optional. You can pay via paypal. If your wife, girlfriend or anyone else sees this you will look like a saint, helping a charitable organization. They’ll never know you’re also a porn pervert who will now have access to amazing jerk off material because of your good deed!
4. Send me an email with proof that you’ve done it: MsT@MistressT.net (You can request a username/password)
I’ll give you the equivalent in time on my site. I suggest a minimum of $50 for 1 month of premium access (streaming & downloading). Remember, this is a LOAN, you will get the money back at some point. So if you’re really too tight on money right now to buy porn or GIVE to charity at least know that you’re money is doing good until it comes back to you. And your reward for sharing what little you do have: free porn! Win-win.
If discretion is required you can create a new email address in gmail or whatever to email me…but know that whatever email address you use to email me I will not add it to any mailing list. You will not get anything unsolicited from me. Just confirmation your account has been set up.
Questions, comments or concerns? If possible, please use the comments function on this blog in case others have the same question & would benefit from seeing the answer. Thanks!